Exaggeration Expert Pillows

"When Dennis gets a cold everyone has to know about it"

'You were featured on Rogue Traders'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

Alarmistclock

"Run for your lives! It's an asterisk!"

Fishing Tales

Fred's last lie.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Early accounting scandals.

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

An exaggeration of estate agents

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Fish Story

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

'Yes, I did suggest you enlarge that photo of you and your car. However...'

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

Fishing Stories

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

"Hard work, determination, success!"

"I said it was INSPIRED by a true story."