Ex-soldier Gifts

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

International Women's Day.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Servicemen.

Cat in a tank...

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Military Medals

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Monuments

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

Military style hedgehog

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

UNFADED GLORY

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"