Ex-military Gifts

'...I'm now a veteran at looking for, but not finding, a job!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Servicemen.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Military Medals

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"War is hell and so is this soup."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Monuments

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Trump

'I was in the catering corps.'