Military Veteran Gifts

"Anytime I've ever been asked 'What do you want, a medal?' I've said yes."

Remembering All The American Idols.

Pat Tillman

Veterans Survived

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

"Line up for chow, maggots!!"

They're at peace, so we can be at peace.

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

"I've been in Iraq three times and in Afghanistan four times but you survived for six years as a school kid in the USA...Respect, you're a veteran."

"You're a veteran? In which wars did you serve?"

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

'A lot of them lied about their age y'know - and not only the women!'

Veterans Day '20

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'Charlie was badly wounded in WWII, and a everyday hero to us, so we bronzed his chair!'

'Sorry..force of habit. I was in a bomber squadron before joining Easyjet.'

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

Lest we forget...

"Tell me again about those twelve mile hikes you were on in the military."

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

Tomb of the Unknowns

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

Chuck Hagel finally confirmed as Secretary of Defense.

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

'Don't worry about hostile take overs, Mrs. Perry... I was a member of the United States Marine Corps.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Freedom of Satanism

It's a Millennial Generation Life off!

Remember When Military Veterans Ran on Actual Records of Accomplishment?

Remember When Military Veterans Ran on Actual Records of Accomplishment?

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to me. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other lik

9:00 Marketing Presentation. 10:30 Team Building. Sign In. I was a career Army officer before entering the private sector. It was confusing the first time I heard about a corporate retreat.