Ex Gifts

'Remember me?'

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

"My brain can no longer maintain the intense neural activity of infatuation."

It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.

'Sorry, but I never kiss on a last date.'

'What can I get the bum I'm dumping?'

'No, Valentine cards.'

Fight at the fair.

'Anthony is shifting his milieu to London after he's shifted his stuff out of my place.'

'I have this terrible head for figures,tell me my dear,are you my fourth or fifth wife?'

Chet sees an old flame,

Fish to fish with bigger fish behind: 'Let me guess ... you're seeing someone else!'

"I promised I wouldn't cry....so far, so good!"

"Woah, dude! I never knew Smiley could be so hot!"

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"

"I'm leaving and I'm taking your iTunes with me."

"Talk about cradle robbing... my ex is dating a girl with 5G technology."

"I'm exhibits 1 & 2 in the Wilson divorce hearing."

'LOOK! You're a nice guy, but...' 'Curse this character flaw.'

"And, by the way, there are a hell of a lot fewer levels to you than you give yourself credit for."

'I know we had some good time together, Muriel, but a permanent relationship is out.'

'He's probably charming the pants off your receptionist'

'I finally convinced Muriel that I can't live without her -- It was the only way I could think of to get her to leave.'

'l love you, but you love me...obviously, this will never work out.'

"I'm filing for divorce Frank..."

"You can't leave, Laura - I'm madly in need with you."

I have the best fake backgrounds for video calls. Everybody thinks they're real! The problem is when I called in sick to work, I used a beach resort background that I planned to use on a call with my ex-girlfriend. Seaside. I have a background meant to make my meat-loving buddies jealous, but I used it on a telemedicine call about my cholesterol. BBQ Joint Ribs - Beef - Pork. A fake background, with a mansion, meant for a call with a new dating app match, was used on a call with the IRS ab

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Skipping Horse