Ex-writer Gifts

Searching for a gift that resonates with an ex-writer? Whether they’re moving on or reminiscing, our collection offers clever and heartfelt products designed to bring a smile and inspire future stories. Perfect for marking the end of an era or inspired new beginnings, these items make thoughtful presents for anyone who has a story to tell, even if they’ve turned the page.

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"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!" mockup

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

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"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle." mockup

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

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"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech." mockup

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

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"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' " mockup

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

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The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution mockup

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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"Bond James, Bond."

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'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.' mockup

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

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'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.' mockup

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

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"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me." mockup

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

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Copycats

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"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office." mockup

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author mockup

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

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"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same." mockup

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

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"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement." mockup

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

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"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger." mockup

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

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"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'." mockup

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

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The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.' mockup

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

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"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing." mockup

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

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It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist. mockup

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

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Campaign for Plain English

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'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,' mockup

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

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Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself. mockup

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

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'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.' mockup

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

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For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea. mockup

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

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"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

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"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App." mockup

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

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(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell) mockup

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense' mockup

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

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Ex-writer Gifts Collection

Ex-writer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for ex-writers and find the perfect cup to inspire or amuse as they start their next chapter.

Ex-writer Pillows

Browse our cozy pillows for ex-writers. Perfect for their reading nook or writing space, these cushions add humor and comfort to any room.

Ex-writer Prints

Discover inspiring and humorous prints for ex-writers. Ideal for decorating an office or creative space, these artworks celebrate their love for storytelling.

Ex-writer T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for ex-writers. Find a playful or inspiring tee to celebrate their journey or new adventures.