Extra Gifts

"Have I heard of what?" "The curse of the red-shirts."

A Puppet Named Juan

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'I sent out for everything.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Hate Platforms

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Ethics exam cheater.

Come dine with me!

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Larry's used art

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Killer Executive Suits.

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'