Ethics Director Gifts

'Sorry, but we already know who we're going to hire for our new ethics director. We just posted the job for show.'

What's the idea taking up my parking space?

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Ethics exam cheater.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

Corporate Ethics Department, how may I help you?

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Memory Content is King

Anonymous Donations

'Great, and I'll also need some mirrors.'

'Still, there's a lot of money to be made.'

Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee.

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

Man losing his honesty

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

National Security Agency. "The unexamined life is not worth living." Entrance. I doubt they mean that in the same way Socrates did!

'And get this: just when I thought the worst was over, the media blasts me for 'opportunistic, predatory business tactics!' Boy, did THAT sting!'

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'