Ethics Director Pillows

Comfort meets professionalism with pillows featuring witty and respectful messages tailored for ethics directors. Perfect for adding personality to their workspace or home.

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'Sorry, but we already know who we're going to hire for our new ethics director. We just posted the job for show.'

'Sorry, but we already know who we're going to hire for our new ethics director. We just posted the job for show.' mockup

'Sorry, but we already know who we're going to hire for our new ethics director. We just posted the job for show.'

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What's the idea taking up my parking space?

What's the idea taking up my parking space? mockup

What's the idea taking up my parking space?

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"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency." mockup

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

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Ethics exam cheater.

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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?' mockup

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

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Squeezing the Free Press.

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"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'." mockup

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

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"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'" mockup

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

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"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off." mockup

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

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"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department." mockup

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

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"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower." mockup

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

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'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.' mockup

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

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"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing." mockup

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

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"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived." mockup

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

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Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!' mockup

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

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'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.' mockup

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

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"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'" mockup

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

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'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.' mockup

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

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Anonymous Donations

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"It's my conscience... It's all achy" mockup

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

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'Great, and I'll also need some mirrors.'

'Great, and I'll also need some mirrors.' mockup

'Great, and I'll also need some mirrors.'

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Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee.

Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee. mockup

Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee.

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'Still, there's a lot of money to be made.'

'Still, there's a lot of money to be made.' mockup

'Still, there's a lot of money to be made.'

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'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.' mockup

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

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"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

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