Ethics exam cheater.
Ethics Professor Pillows
Add a cozy touch to your ethics professor’s office or home with a pillow featuring insightful or humorous ethics-themed designs that reflect their passion for moral philosophy.
'You can't take the Ethics course-you're a Political Science major.'
'Hold on a minute. Someone stole my pen.'
"Nothing about selling inside trade secrets?"
"With all the advancements lately in artificial intelligence. I'm not sure we should be dissecting digital frogs either."
Holding the moral high ground
'I stole it from the library.'
'Just say no to stem cell research.'
"So, Heep...have you any excuse for your appalling behaviour?"
'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'
'Someone calling himself a bio-ethicist is here to see you.'
Man losing his honesty
Neurotic stupidity: 'If you start granting amnesty to people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following their conscience.'
Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.
"I'm late to a leadership class I'm teaching, so I went ahead and forged your name on our corporate code of ethics agreement."
Captain Pointy No.17 - Instant Death spray
The ethics professor weeding his garden.
Cheeky Devil and Thief LTD
Controversy over species-change operations...
A devil in a business suit
Cigarettes arriving at Animal Research Centre - Hooray!
Moral Values for Dummies
Never be lied to again!
Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'
National Security Agency. "The unexamined life is not worth living." Entrance. I doubt they mean that in the same way Socrates did!
"I cannot tell a lie. I just need a better version of the truth."
"If I change my name to Red Cross, can I keep the donations?"
Memory Content is King
The Big Revelation about Trump Is Not in Mary's Book
Young John McCain, Meet Old John McCain
The Electoral Trolley Problem
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'
"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."
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Ethics Professor Pillows Collection
Ethics Professor Mugs
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Ethics Professor Prints
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