Ethical Entrepreneur Gifts

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'Expensive? Yes, but I don't exploit my mother.'

'When did we lose our way, Mike? When did our reckless pursuit of short-term, quasi-legal profits take precedence over prudent, far-sighted corporate growth? When, Mike, when?'

"Our greatest asset isn't financial... It's people."

Man sees vending machine selling 'Caveat Emptors ... 50 Cents'

'Still, there's a lot of money to be made.'

Bribing opens doors.

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

'Well, your morals seem to check out. Now we just need to run your credit report...'

"I was in banking until I developed a conscience..."

"Lately, following the golden rule has been bringing me diminishing returns."

"Here we ventured into legalized gambling, marijuana, porn. . ."

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

Investments: New - Starred Items In Your Portfolio Mean 'Suitable For Vegans'.

"I refuse to exploit my mother."

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fee by being more ethical?" legal fees by being more ethical?"

'Your business plan needs work, I'm not feeling a tingle of moral remorse.'

'Social conscience isn't my strong suit, so you'll be handling everthing except the money.'

'Annie's Gatorade - no animals were harmed in the making of this drink!'

"I suppose it's too late to start testing on animals?"

Health food shop: 'New for the corporate executive - 'moral fibre' supplements.'

'That's okay...we're just friends.'

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

"And I will violate any or every U.S. or international law to protect the security of global corporate interests, so help be God."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"