Ethical Entrepreneur Gifts

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'Expensive? Yes, but I don't exploit my mother.'

'When did we lose our way, Mike? When did our reckless pursuit of short-term, quasi-legal profits take precedence over prudent, far-sighted corporate growth? When, Mike, when?'

"Our greatest asset isn't financial... It's people."

Man sees vending machine selling 'Caveat Emptors ... 50 Cents'

'Still, there's a lot of money to be made.'

Bribing opens doors.

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

"It's a concept whose flexibility we try to fully explore, but I wouldn't describe honesty as a policy."

'Well, your morals seem to check out. Now we just need to run your credit report...'

"I was in banking until I developed a conscience..."

"Lately, following the golden rule has been bringing me diminishing returns."

"Here we ventured into legalized gambling, marijuana, porn. . ."

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

Investments: New - Starred Items In Your Portfolio Mean 'Suitable For Vegans'.

"I refuse to exploit my mother."

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fee by being more ethical?" legal fees by being more ethical?"

'Your business plan needs work, I'm not feeling a tingle of moral remorse.'

'Social conscience isn't my strong suit, so you'll be handling everthing except the money.'

'Annie's Gatorade - no animals were harmed in the making of this drink!'

"I suppose it's too late to start testing on animals?"

Health food shop: 'New for the corporate executive - 'moral fibre' supplements.'

'That's okay...we're just friends.'

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

"And I will violate any or every U.S. or international law to protect the security of global corporate interests, so help be God."

"Welcome young Henderson to our firm...Formerly with Apple's tax-evasion genius bar."

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'