Ethically-inclined Entrepreneur Gifts

'The Take over game' Title.

Others will fight for you

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

"Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them?"

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

"We need to make some cuts. We’ll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

'Great, and I'll also need some mirrors.'

'Now hold on, Mike. You're talking about embezzlement! And unless I'm very mistaken, that's strictly prohibited in the company's employee handbook!'

'Before we start, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

'I'm not authorized to talk about that...I'll have to patch you through to our department of unspeakable evil.'

'Why yes, the resume is a very important basis for who we hire.'

'Still, there's a lot of money to be made.'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

'Not to toot my own horn, but I'm widely considered to be the spiritual godfather of all the corrupt, arrogant, obscenely overpaid and ultimately disastrous CEOs so prevalent in the past hundred years!'

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"I suppose it's too late to start testing on animals?"

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

Nepotism

Free-range C.E.O.s

"Actually, sir, I’ve found that the shortest distance between two points is money."

'You US firms think that money can buy everything...but what price an you put on loyalty, integrity, how could you compensate me for losing my friends?'