Honest Entrepreneur Gifts

"I wasn't always a big success in business. In fact, I'm still not."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Still, there's a lot of money to be made.'

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

"I suppose it's too late to start testing on animals?"

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"I've never had a day's illness in my life. I always make it last a week."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but your sweaty hand is grossing me out."

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'Your business plan needs work, I'm not feeling a tingle of moral remorse.'

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

'Expensive? Yes, but I don't exploit my mother.'

'Seven companies in three years.'

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'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

"I refuse to exploit my mother."

"I'm just as ambivalent about her as the day we met, fifty years ago."

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

"Not right now, Honey. Daddy’s ignoring you."

Another promising young entrepreneur snuffed out by Big Lemonade

'Well, your morals seem to check out. Now we just need to run your credit report...'

'I do like people... but not a whole lot.'

Health food shop: 'New for the corporate executive - 'moral fibre' supplements.'

'That's okay...we're just friends.'

'The Take over game' Title.

Angel talking to broker