Looking for a gift for your eternal ref consultant? Explore our collection of clever and humorous items that honor their creative thinking and problem-solving prowess. Perfect for decorating their workspace or adding a touch of fun to their day, these products are designed to delight those who thrive on innovation and fresh ideas. Whether it's a mug, a t-shirt, or a print, find something that truly resonates with their inventive soul.
Tickets. Game Today. Football is not the same up here. Buying a ticket from a scalper won't get you in --- You have to see Saint Peter to get through the gate. Need Ticket. The players literally fly around the field. And all penalties are forgiven. Are there any similarities to the game on earth? Yeah. When the officials review a close play, it takes an eternity!
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'
'We've re-branded.'
"It lost a little something in translation."
"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."
"That's our new church mascot."
Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint
"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."
This is forever... till death do us part...
'Floppo' lottery rebranding
"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."
"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."
Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'
As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.
"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."
Your ad here!
COP29
Ecological balance.
"What about my footprint?"
'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'
The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)
'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'
Recycling centre
"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."
Population train.
Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.
ONE IN A MILLION
"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."
Energy trap.
Branding Consultant
"Our brand is about talking about our brand."
"Maybe we should consider changing the name."
'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'
"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."
Discover more creative gifts for your consultants on our mugs page, and find the perfect witty cup to brighten their day.
Find humorous and inspiring pillows that bring personality and comfort to any creative workspace or home.
Browse our selection of artistic prints to inspire your consultant’s creative environment and brighten their day.
Explore our t-shirt collection for clever designs that celebrate the inventive spirit of your favorite consultants.