Eternal Stock Market Watcher Gifts

"Eternity isn't so bad - as long as I can keep track of how my earthly investments are doing."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

The day the stock market went UP.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Will work for ETFs

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'The recession is over, again.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Dow Jones drop

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

Jumping Wall Street.

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

Chinese stock market