Essays Gifts

"I got an extension.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

James Baldwin.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Well, well, well...'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Sigmund Freud.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Nervous Oral Testing

Virtual Doctor

GCSEs

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'He was a great writer'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'What's holding him up?'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"We thought this was more realistic."

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"