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"I got an extension.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Well, well, well...'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Sigmund Freud.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Nervous Oral Testing

Virtual Doctor

GCSEs

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'He was a great writer'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'What's holding him up?'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"We thought this was more realistic."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"