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It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Burning the midnight oil.

The Dorrie Decimal System

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Don Quixote

Soldier armed with a pen.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

The devil you know and his plus one

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Oh, this old thing?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Sue the Author 3PM

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

His Master's Thesis.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"Barb's such a fast reader."