Escrow Enthusiast Gifts

'Now relax, Mr. Kehl. This is a standard procedure for the escrow.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

Lincoln v. Douglas - 2020

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'Wow, my own desk!'

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Music to their ears.

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

Home for the Holidays

You've Got Mail

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."