Escrow Enthusiast Prints

'Now relax, Mr. Kehl. This is a standard procedure for the escrow.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

'Wow, my own desk!'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

You've Got Mail

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

Music to their ears.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.