Embargo Enthusiast Gifts

'We take Press Release Embargoes very seriously here, Fanshaw...'

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

US dollar rising and falling.

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Censorship.

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

Censorship is killing free society.

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Bad Career Move

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Edwards. Tell us about your new book."