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'We take Press Release Embargoes very seriously here, Fanshaw...'

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

US dollar rising and falling.

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

50 Year Celebrations.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Censorship.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

Bad Career Move

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

Censorship is killing free society.

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.