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"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Baby rocks!

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.'

Brian works in stem cell research

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"You want proof? There's your proof."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."