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'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

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Mummies for Dummies

"Well, it certainly looks like your DNA. How many times have I told you to wear gloves before touching anything?"

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Gustave Dore...makes a quick sketch.

"Which one's mine?!"

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

"Sorry mate - I can't come to the pub after the match because I've got to embarrass myself filming an advert for moisturiser."

Patient Escaping from the Operating Theatre.

Breast Implants: 'Watch this Space.'

Layers of Man

Obama and Cuba

"She looks sooo good."

Aurora Boring Alice

'I thought we were going to play Doctor'

"Compliments? Well, someone said the salt and pepper tastes nice."

"See! We have the Grand Canyon to ourselves!"

"He looks so natural."

"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"

'Honey, you're driving yourself too hard.'

"It wasn't that he was a mortician, it was that he liked to bring his work home with him."

'Oh no, the men are talking shop again.'

"Wrong line, buddy."

'Don't think discomfort... think off-season rates!'

'At bat is Brosnon. He's batting .279 and his product endorsement income is up 14% this year.'

'And as a full time employee, Ruth you're entitled to 15 percent of all caskets and embalming supplies.'

'Why, no, I don't have any nail clippers on me. Just do like I do, and use your teeth.'

'I'm taking you off mud, slop, and sows.'

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