Embalming Explorer Pillows

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

Anatomy.

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

Mummies for Dummies

"Well, it certainly looks like your DNA. How many times have I told you to wear gloves before touching anything?"

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Gustave Dore...makes a quick sketch.

"Which one's mine?!"

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

"Sorry mate - I can't come to the pub after the match because I've got to embarrass myself filming an advert for moisturiser."

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

Patient Escaping from the Operating Theatre.

Breast Implants: 'Watch this Space.'

Obama and Cuba

Aurora Boring Alice

Layers of Man

'I thought we were going to play Doctor'

"Compliments? Well, someone said the salt and pepper tastes nice."

"He looks so natural."

"It wasn't that he was a mortician, it was that he liked to bring his work home with him."

'Honey, you're driving yourself too hard.'

"See! We have the Grand Canyon to ourselves!"

"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"

'Oh no, the men are talking shop again.'

'At bat is Brosnon. He's batting .279 and his product endorsement income is up 14% this year.'

'Don't think discomfort... think off-season rates!'

"Wrong line, buddy."

'Why, no, I don't have any nail clippers on me. Just do like I do, and use your teeth.'

Customer Service

Egyptian mummy purchasing lip embalm.

'I'm taking you off mud, slop, and sows.'