Baby Bonding Explorer Pillows

"Which one's mine?!"

In the club.

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

"Well, it certainly looks like your DNA. How many times have I told you to wear gloves before touching anything?"

'Where's the steering wheel on this damn thing?'

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

Two breasts: No waiting

'I like a challenge.'

"If anyone comes asking for a small boy, I'll be in the toy department."

'creamed peas excepted.'

'When I grow up, I think I'd like to be a deus ex machina, just like you.'

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

'Big deal! I've already seen this on TV!'

"I'm a surrogate birth mother for hire. How do I claim my income?"

"Should I phone my husband now or wait until he sees me on tv?"

A family out shooting

"I'm looking for a rattle that both informs and entertains."

"I'm spending the day with my aging parents."

Mum on the tube.

I have the most amazing crawler's high right now!

'Dad, can we go in Grandma's car? It's a lot cooler than your station wagon.'

Attention all parents of small toddlers

'What do you mean, there's no menu card?'

"There's nothing about it in the bird book."