Baby Chaos Explorers Pillows

"Should I phone my husband now or wait until he sees me on tv?"

"His first out-of-body experience."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

Feeding the baby

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

"I think our bundle of joy needs his mommy, dear!"

'We won't know how many diapers it takes to soak up a bathtub full of water until we get more diapers.'

"Which one's mine?!"

'I don't think he'll be having a party next year - I heard his mother scream 'Never again'.'

'Where's the steering wheel on this damn thing?'

I've fallen and I refuse to get up! Medical Alert System for Toddlers.

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"I'm a surrogate birth mother for hire. How do I claim my income?"

'My room's in a terrible state, Mum's just cleaned it.'

Father playing with baby and baby is sick on his face.

"I'm looking for a rattle that both informs and entertains."

A chaos of kids

Big dog with tongue hanging in drink bowl at Lemonade stand.

'I'll bet you didn't know the inside of our chimney has little ledges...'

I have the most amazing crawler's high right now!

Mum on the tube.

'Dad, help! The cleaner just quit!'

"There's nothing about it in the bird book."

'I can't wait until I grow up, and all I have to do is go to work.'

'I feel angry.'