Baby Arrival Explorer T-Shirts

"There's nothing about it in the bird book."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

"Were we expecting a baby?"

In the club.

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Constructing your own prison!

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

"Well, it certainly looks like your DNA. How many times have I told you to wear gloves before touching anything?"

SOARING BILL

'Where's the steering wheel on this damn thing?'

"Which one's mine?!"

'creamed peas excepted.'

'I like a challenge.'

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

Dinosaur Baby Delivery.

"I'm a surrogate birth mother for hire. How do I claim my income?"

Fallopian Tube

"Should I phone my husband now or wait until he sees me on tv?"

"You shouldn't try for enlightenment if you are pregnant or may become pregnant."

"I'm looking for a rattle that both informs and entertains."

Pregnancy Yoga

Mum on the tube.

"I didn't know what to give him, so I brought some myrrh."

Sperm Race, "First one there's a big cry baby!"

'And now if you'd care to move over to the font...'