Baby Arrival Anticipator T-Shirts

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

A midwife holding a baby

TAP TAP TAP TAP

A little bird told me...

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Babies.

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

A couple with a new baby

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'Babies Unlimited, free delivery.'

'I already have four girls. I picked out the names for this one. If I give birth to a girl...Jennifer. If it's a boy...hooray!'

Baby boom expected due to corona

SOARING BILL

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

Dinosaur Baby Delivery.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"Whoa! If this baby shower isn't for ME -- then WHO'S it for?"

"William and Kate are having another baby, I'm just saying."

'I don't like the way this year is starting out'

'Ted thinks he looks like his side of the family, but I don't see it.'

"Try not to anticipate trouble, Miss Mead."

"Quentin - I'm having a baby." "I'm just having a buttered roll."

Pregnancy Yoga

"Tio Henry has been going out with Juanita for some time, huh?"