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Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Baby, baby maker

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

Alabama Traffic Jam

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'