Upcoming Baby Gifts

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'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Ask me about my litter! !

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

Sperm Whale.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Baby, baby maker

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Alabama Traffic Jam

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.