Baby Arrival Anticipator Gifts

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

A midwife holding a baby

TAP TAP TAP TAP

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

A little bird told me...

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Babies.

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

A couple with a new baby

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'I already have four girls. I picked out the names for this one. If I give birth to a girl...Jennifer. If it's a boy...hooray!'

Baby boom expected due to corona

SOARING BILL

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

'Babies Unlimited, free delivery.'

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

Dinosaur Baby Delivery.

No caption. (Baby decides which bottle to choose from a rack in a basement. The rack looks very much like a wine rack.)

"Whoa! If this baby shower isn't for ME -- then WHO'S it for?"

"Try not to anticipate trouble, Miss Mead."

'Ted thinks he looks like his side of the family, but I don't see it.'

'I don't like the way this year is starting out'

"William and Kate are having another baby, I'm just saying."

"Quentin - I'm having a baby." "I'm just having a buttered roll."

Pregnancy Yoga