Baby Observer Gifts

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

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"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Life and Death

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"He's into binge fetching."

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

Spider watching his web cam.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"I'm liking it already!"

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"Excuse me, aren't you a cat?"

"Natural selection in action."

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.

People in street, "Ooh doesn't he take after his dad"

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

"Bye bye, comfort zone."

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

"Are you going to eat that?"

She's started, like, talking, and you're not gonna, like, believe what her, like, first word was!

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"