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'Some say I shouldn't be so picky, which is why I'm not going to stop seeing you for ending a sentence with a preposition.'

'How are you on toilet seats?'

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'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'Nah! He's not my type.'

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

Dorothy and the singles bar

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'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

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"So, tell me, how many guys have you slept with?"

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"I have to confess, I've been seeing other virgins."

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"Huge fan."

'Don't be too sad. Sure, she was special, but there are plenty more fish in the sea.'

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

Carol sensed some negative vibes from her date when he pulled out a laptop and began perusing other women's profiles.

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

"He was that needy, he actually asked me on a second date."

"Careful Nora. There's nothing worse than a bad oyster!"

I want to thank you for coming back to my place to see my etchings, Elaine, but I have a confession to make. I don't really have any etchings. I have an Etch-a-Sketch. !