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"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Actually, I'm not long back on the dating scene myself."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

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"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

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"So, tell me, how many guys have you slept with?"

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

'Don't be too sad. Sure, she was special, but there are plenty more fish in the sea.'

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

"Huge fan."

'Nah! He's not my type.'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

"Not on a first date! That's fine by me, I've been on lots of dates."

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

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"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

'So -- how did your date go? 'Lousy! -- She tried to impose her moral standards on me!'

"I'm still in shock. He had such a trustworthy avatar."

"Why is it sooo difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking. . . ?"

"So we're cool? We can go on a date?"

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