New Dating Journey Pillows

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

Tasty.

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

Quarandating.

'Don't be too sad. Sure, she was special, but there are plenty more fish in the sea.'

'Hey! That's some facial cover-up job!'

Women Seeking Men

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

You have: 2,010,597 matches

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'Nah! He's not my type.'

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

"Not on a first date! That's fine by me, I've been on lots of dates."

Dorothy and the singles bar

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"He was that needy, he actually asked me on a second date."

Carol sensed some negative vibes from her date when he pulled out a laptop and began perusing other women's profiles.

"Careful Nora. There's nothing worse than a bad oyster!"

'I keep looking for a keepr, and all I find are fixer-uppers.'

'Same old line - his smartphone doesn't understand him.'

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'