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'You want a 'Paris Hilton' lookalike, do you? -- You seem more like the 'Motel 6' type.'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

Tasty.

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

Single men in Tahiti

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Boyfriend Shirt.

'Hey! That's some facial cover-up job!'

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

Quarandating.

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'Nah! He's not my type.'

"Careful Nora. There's nothing worse than a bad oyster!"

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

Dorothy and the singles bar

'I keep looking for a keepr, and all I find are fixer-uppers.'

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

'Same old line - his smartphone doesn't understand him.'

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"Sorry, but I never get a girls name tattooed, on a first date!"

"He said he was a dog person so I dated him, but he was secretly a cat person."

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

'Well I struck out that time. She says she doesn't drink.'

'Like I said in my ad - GSOH.'

'The date didn't go too well. I should have taken her to a place that had more challenging placemats.'