New Dating Adventure Mugs

'You want a 'Paris Hilton' lookalike, do you? -- You seem more like the 'Motel 6' type.'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

Tasty.

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

Single men in Tahiti

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Boyfriend Shirt.

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

Quarandating.

'Hey! That's some facial cover-up job!'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'Nah! He's not my type.'

"Careful Nora. There's nothing worse than a bad oyster!"

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

Dorothy and the singles bar

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

'Same old line - his smartphone doesn't understand him.'

'I keep looking for a keepr, and all I find are fixer-uppers.'

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"He said he was a dog person so I dated him, but he was secretly a cat person."

"Sorry, but I never get a girls name tattooed, on a first date!"

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

He wouldn't been a great third date, but not quite worth suffering through dates one and two.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Like I said in my ad - GSOH.'

'The date didn't go too well. I should have taken her to a place that had more challenging placemats.'

"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."