Starting A New Dating Journey Mugs

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"Oh, that's my cousin, Trevor... He's always had this animal magnetism..."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

Tasty.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

Women Seeking Men

'Don't be too sad. Sure, she was special, but there are plenty more fish in the sea.'

'Hey! That's some facial cover-up job!'

"I like to keep my option open."

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'Nah! He's not my type.'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

Dorothy and the singles bar

"Not on a first date! That's fine by me, I've been on lots of dates."

'I keep looking for a keepr, and all I find are fixer-uppers.'

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"Careful Nora. There's nothing worse than a bad oyster!"

'Same old line - his smartphone doesn't understand him.'

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."