Starting A New Dating Journey Prints

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"Oh, that's my cousin, Trevor... He's always had this animal magnetism..."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

Tasty.

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

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'Hey! That's some facial cover-up job!'

Women Seeking Men

"I like to keep my option open."

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

'Don't be too sad. Sure, she was special, but there are plenty more fish in the sea.'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

'Nah! He's not my type.'

Dorothy and the singles bar

"He was that needy, he actually asked me on a second date."

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

Carol sensed some negative vibes from her date when he pulled out a laptop and began perusing other women's profiles.

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"Careful Nora. There's nothing worse than a bad oyster!"

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

'Same old line - his smartphone doesn't understand him.'

'I keep looking for a keepr, and all I find are fixer-uppers.'

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"Not on a first date! That's fine by me, I've been on lots of dates."