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'Some say I shouldn't be so picky, which is why I'm not going to stop seeing you for ending a sentence with a preposition.'

'How are you on toilet seats?'

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'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'Nah! He's not my type.'

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

Dorothy and the singles bar

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'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

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"I have to confess, I've been seeing other virgins."

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"So, tell me, how many guys have you slept with?"

"Huge fan."

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

'Don't be too sad. Sure, she was special, but there are plenty more fish in the sea.'

Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

"Not on a first date! That's fine by me, I've been on lots of dates."

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

"Careful Nora. There's nothing worse than a bad oyster!"

"Actually, I'm not long back on the dating scene myself."