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"Oh, I am enjoying our date, Harry, but if I seem nervous it may be because you're the only man I've spoken to since September who's over the age of fifteen."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Tasty.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

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"So, tell me, how many guys have you slept with?"

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

'Don't be too sad. Sure, she was special, but there are plenty more fish in the sea.'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"Huge fan."

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

'Nah! He's not my type.'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

"He was that needy, he actually asked me on a second date."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

"Not on a first date! That's fine by me, I've been on lots of dates."

Dorothy and the singles bar

I want to thank you for coming back to my place to see my etchings, Elaine, but I have a confession to make. I don't really have any etchings. I have an Etch-a-Sketch. !

Carol sensed some negative vibes from her date when he pulled out a laptop and began perusing other women's profiles.

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

"Careful Nora. There's nothing worse than a bad oyster!"

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"I'm still in shock. He had such a trustworthy avatar."

"So we're cool? We can go on a date?"