Starting To Date Again T-Shirts

'That 'perfect match' you set me up with last week, turned out to be my ex- wife!'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

'Don't be too sad. Sure, she was special, but there are plenty more fish in the sea.'

'OK, so forty is the new thirty. But thirty is still, like, you know...old.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Speed Dating for Turtles

So Close..

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Romance

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Right click for yes...

'Cow in love'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Why we need poetry. . .

Carbon Dating.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."