Enlightenment Quester Gifts

Looking for a gift for the enlightenment quester—someone on a spiritual journey with a sense of humor? Our collection of playful and thoughtful items is perfect to inspire their quest for wisdom, enlightenment, or inner peace, all infused with a touch of wit. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to celebrate their curious and lighthearted spirit. Each piece thoughtfully combines creativity and humor, appealing to their quest for knowledge and self-discovery while adding a dash of fun to their daily rituals.

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'I've overcome my fears of personal mortality and the indifference of the Universe, but I'm still a little worried about those skip-tracers.'

'I've overcome my fears of personal mortality and the indifference of the Universe, but I'm still a little worried about those skip-tracers.' mockup

'I've overcome my fears of personal mortality and the indifference of the Universe, but I'm still a little worried about those skip-tracers.'

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'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!' mockup

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!" mockup

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

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"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

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'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.' mockup

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

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"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?" mockup

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

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"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System" mockup

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

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"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash." mockup

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

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'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.' mockup

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

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My God, I need to fart.

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'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!' mockup

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

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"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?" mockup

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

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'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?' mockup

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

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'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?' mockup

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

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"Showoff"

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'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?' mockup

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

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Guru.

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'Want to make it two out of three?' mockup

'Want to make it two out of three?'

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The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana mockup

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

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"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives." mockup

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

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'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!' mockup

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

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"All the celebrities come here."

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When Buddha came to nirvana.

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"You've been served."

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"Really? a frikkin' math question?" mockup

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

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'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.' mockup

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

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''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.' mockup

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

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'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.' mockup

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

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"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S." mockup

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

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'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.' mockup

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

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'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?' mockup

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

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'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?' mockup

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

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'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.' mockup

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

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'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.' mockup

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

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Enlightenment Quester Gifts Collection

Enlightenment Quester Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for enlightenment questers—bring humor and inspiration to their morning routines.

Enlightenment Quester Pillows

Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows designed for enlightenment questers—playful and inspiring.

Enlightenment Quester Prints

Decorate their sanctuary with prints that celebrate their journey—fun, inspiring, and beautifully crafted.

Enlightenment Quester T-Shirts

Find the ideal t-shirt for the enlightenment seeker in your life—humorous, thoughtful, and uplifting designs await.