Enlightenment Explorer Gifts

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

A man seeking truth encounters a clown.

'Psst! I just realised something... I'm hella bored.'

'Who is John Galt?'

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

Ignorance and Bliss

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'One with everything?'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

Road to Enlightenment: "Pssst...are we there yet?"

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

'I can see it's going to be one of those days — my doughnut just rolled down the mountain.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'Let's see now...The meaning of life, the meaning of life...'

'Sorry I'm late - there was a mixup, and I got reincarnated in Naples instead of Nepal.'

"I came by my wisdom the hard way. I wrote fortune cookie copy for thirty years."

'Either it's Nirvana, or he's passed out from lack of oxygen again.'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more.'

"Move along, folks...nothingness to see here."

'Oh wow! Bad karma!'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

"Here goes nothing."

"Free why-fi.”

"Zhang, tell Larry and Denise that little anecdote about you experiencing an inner-stillness from understanding the unity of all existence."

"The meaning of life is demonstrated by the futility of your fool's journey."

"N-n-n-n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m."

Transcending the physical looks good on you.

"The key is to make them laugh."

Penny for your lack of thoughts.

'You want to know the sound of one hand clapping? Sure! -- Open your mouth and shut your eyes.'

'I've been up here for 27 years -- when do I get a desk job?'

Shortly after attaining enlightenment, Hank reincarnates as a stone.

"Everyone is different and everyone is the same."