Enlightenment Explorer Gifts

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

A man seeking truth encounters a clown.

'Psst! I just realised something... I'm hella bored.'

'Who is John Galt?'

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'One with everything?'

"I came by my wisdom the hard way. I wrote fortune cookie copy for thirty years."

'Sorry I'm late - there was a mixup, and I got reincarnated in Naples instead of Nepal.'

'Let's see now...The meaning of life, the meaning of life...'

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'Either it's Nirvana, or he's passed out from lack of oxygen again.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more.'

'I can see it's going to be one of those days — my doughnut just rolled down the mountain.'

'Oh wow! Bad karma!'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

Road to Enlightenment: "Pssst...are we there yet?"

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

"Everyone is different and everyone is the same."

"Now that I'm enlightened, I have to admit: I kind of miss the suffering."

"Zhang, tell Larry and Denise that little anecdote about you experiencing an inner-stillness from understanding the unity of all existence."

"You've been served."

"Would you look at him, with that more-enlightened-than-thou look on his face!"

"The meaning of life is demonstrated by the futility of your fool's journey."

"N-n-n-n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m."

"The key is to make them laugh."

"Free why-fi.”

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Change is good, especially in others."

"I'll let you know the meaning of life when I'm damn good and ready!"

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"