Enlightenment Adventurer Gifts

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Thomas Mann.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

My God, I need to fart.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Think Tank

Super Student

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Showoff"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Guru.

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."