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Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Thomas Mann.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

E=mc2.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

My God, I need to fart.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Think Tank

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Super Student

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Showoff"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Guru.

FAQs.

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'