"I guess I missed more Sundays than I thought."
Engaging With Religious Communities Gifts
Seeking a meaningful gift for someone who actively participates in religious communities? Our collection features thoughtful items that celebrate faith, unity, and spiritual journey, perfect for encouraging and uplifting their dedication. Whether for a religious event, community leader, or a faithful friend, find something that speaks to their devotion and sense of fellowship.
"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"
Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.
Arizona In Black
"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"
"That's our new church mascot."
"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."
Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.
'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'
'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'
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First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.
"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."
"We're still trying to sort out the details."
Interfaith dialogue
Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week
Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)
'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'
'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'
Policing the Police
'I really can't think of a blessed thing to preach about this morning, so I'll entertain questions from the floor.'
'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'
"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"
"Let's start a small group."
'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'
HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.
Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."
The Light at the End of the Tunnel
Mums at play group.
'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'
"Get lost. Besides, who ever heard of Girl Scout manicotti?!"
Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.
'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'
Happy Everything
"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"
Engaging With Religious Communities Gifts Collection
Engaging With Religious Communities Mugs
Looking for a gift for someone engaged with religious communities? Our collection of mugs with faith-inspired designs will brighten their mornings and remind them of their spiritual journey.
Engaging With Religious Communities Pillows
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Engaging With Religious Communities Prints
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Engaging With Religious Communities T-Shirts
Celebrate their faith with our collection of t-shirts designed for those actively involved in religious communities—funny, heartfelt, and perfect for any occasion.