Religious Engagement Gifts

'Sorry we couldn't make the service but we enjoyed your inspirational twitter,'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Love at First Sight

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Romance

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Right click for yes...

'Cow in love'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Bear Costume

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'