Religious Engagement Gifts

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Romance

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Right click for yes...

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

A heart shaped cake

Romantic Giraffes

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Cow in love'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'