Interfaith Activities Gifts

"No funny stuff."

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Interfaith dialogue

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

Happy Everything

'What is this, some kind of joke?'

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

"I'm Jewish and Don is Catholic, but we're raising the kids as wolves."

'What p***es me off the most about all this is that I used to enjoy church barbecues...'

"I've told you a thousand times, Rose; during Christmas, don't get into religious arguments with the goyim!"

"Unitarian. You?"

Al Aqsa mosque and metal detectors

Divine Rivalry

"Normally I'm an Episcopalian, but I wouldn't miss this for the world. . ."

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

Christian church steeple show jewish star in shadow

Religious Eggs

"While Ralph was fine with discussing climate change in church, he often wished it would focus more on turning down the damn thermostat."

"Nice to see a fellow Praying Mantis in here."

Lionel Blue

"This is the Halal dog food. The Kosher dog food is in the next aisle."

"These pre-meeting invocations may have gotten out-of-hand!"

"Love, compassion, forgiveness- those are very christian values" "For all we know I might have been a christain in a previous life"

Love thy neighbour.

"Did you hear the one about the Christian, the atheist and the Buddhist?"

'I'm Jewish on my mother's side...Happy Hanukkah!'

"I guess I missed more Sundays than I thought."